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2021.10.20 12:25 Level_Bluebird6845 I hate this joke

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2021.10.20 12:25 Thequickandtheupset Swap from Shiba to Floki

Good afternoon. Can anyone help me figure out how to swap my Shiba in to Floki? Currently have my Shiba sitting on metamask. Trying through uniswap and pancake and can't seem to get it to work. I even tried in Shibaswap and they wanted over 90% of the total in fees.
Also, is there way to avoid eating 100 lbs of ass in gas fees?
Thank you.
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2021.10.20 12:25 YogurtclosetOk5361 My extreme irrational fear of diseases is literally driving me insane

Animal breathes near me, rabies particles may have blown into my face, people cough near me at school, i feel like crying, every fucking time i touch something, i need to put on an excessive amount of hand sanitizer and here we are now with dry af hands. Seriously fuck ocd
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2021.10.20 12:25 Professional-Nail-26 I've been unironically listening to Ethan's rendition of "do you have your passport?" while studying for my exams, what a gem.

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2021.10.20 12:25 FlyingBlind31 "Padma Mudra" in Lodhi District (New Delhi) by Chifumi

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2021.10.20 12:25 ifow Weather Boosted Giratina Raid, hosting 10, Add 9130 7188 5511

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2021.10.20 12:25 svydvy The Swankersons - WASTED

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2021.10.20 12:25 Gimme-da-looch Bought these from a local seller for my daughter. Got all of them for 35 CAD, the only tag was on Imogene. Do you guys know what their names are? My daughter loves reading about them. Any help would be appreciated πŸ™

Bought these from a local seller for my daughter. Got all of them for 35 CAD, the only tag was on Imogene. Do you guys know what their names are? My daughter loves reading about them. Any help would be appreciated πŸ™ submitted by Gimme-da-looch to squishmallow [link] [comments]

2021.10.20 12:25 aleishia6 Halfway to my goal!

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2021.10.20 12:25 Rguez_Reddit Will I be charged more once the NS Online price increases?

Hi everyone. My NS Online subscription ended a while ago and was thinking to renew it. However, after recent news regarding its future price I am hesitant to do so. If I purchase the service now, will I be charged again once the price goes up?
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2021.10.20 12:25 8elly8utton For the Sake of Posterity

So yesterday I watched Huzzygames' video on the riot dev meeting
Where riot quite directly answered to his question on the high amounts of damage in the game
Basically the damage is kept so high because highly aggressive and faster matches are valued more in chinese audiences. Wow what a surprise, I'm sure we all stand dumbfounded before this revelation
Regardless, I bring that up because there are some "intellectuals" that like to challenge the notion that the game we are playing is League and not θ‹±ι›„θ”η›Ÿ. Well then here is your answer.
Yes Chinese server basically ruins the game for regions with different overall preferences, yes riot admits it and no it's not rAYcEeST to acknowledge it. Chinese players have their preference and riot weights that accordingly. Just important to realize that they probably don;t give a penny about any disillusioned EUNE beta testing veterans' opinions on the game. The game is not made for western audiences at all anymore
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2021.10.20 12:25 SelectiveSanity US surgeons successfully test pig kidney transplant in human patient

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2021.10.20 12:25 MillHall78 The most common birth months worldwide. Why is everybody born in July??

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2021.10.20 12:25 Milanesso777 maybe

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2021.10.20 12:25 Rabbitxp93 My sora classic mode run

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2021.10.20 12:25 ParlorThe Questions for people who know alot about security features on Revolut for traveling. I'm from USA

  1. What is meant by "unblock cvv"?
  2. For "swip payments - sometimes cards can be cloned. switch off the magnetic stripe for extra security" -> I'm confused, how would I be able to use the card is the magnetic stripe doesn't work?
  3. What is "contactless payments" Is that the thing where you hover the physical card over the symbol? Or something else related to holding the phone with the app on over something?
  4. If I switch off "online transactions" can the card definitely still be used at a doctor's office in Tijuana or at a restaurant or hotel there? Don't their payments go through an online system?
  5. If I have no idea what I'm doing and want to use the revolut card to pay for restaurant food in Tijuana (I'm from USA), then which options should I select and why?
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2021.10.20 12:25 BrokenTrident1 Dame Sandra Mason has been elected as the first President of Barbados

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2021.10.20 12:25 TiOsCTYT Best Moments

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2021.10.20 12:25 JaHu6 resolution

Ive just saw that we can make irregural resolutions like 1600x900. So what is highest best looking resolution for 4:3 stretched? And how to I make these resolutions?
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2021.10.20 12:25 JacquesStrap31 Legit check on ALD 550s

Looking to legit check these 550s, I’m doing a trade locally and the seller got these from stockX. Thank you !
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2021.10.20 12:25 HandsomestBoy Bobbing for Apples ASMR

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2021.10.20 12:25 DAWNWAP-Sandy Coincidence?

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2021.10.20 12:25 gravitor533 The Summoner (Adept)

Just curious on how good of a roll this really is... Fluted barell-Chambered compensatoHigh cal-Appended mag/Overflow/Dragonfly
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2021.10.20 12:25 LallybrochSassenach Can we just ban annoying β€œI thought this was castration” posts?

Does anyone else get as annoyed by posters saying, β€œI thought this was castration” as I do? Can these posts be banned? They contribute absolutely nothing to the experience.
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